S. Bodus

Traveling Salesman

In Funny stuff, Interesting Encounters, Selling guns on February 12, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Recently I had one of those traveling sales guys come into the shop to try to sell me something.  I told him about the “No Soliciting” sign on the door, and he said, “ohhh, I thought that said, “No Sicilians.”” LOL…

So I told him to go away, and he said, “Ok. I know you have guns.” Then he tried to wrangle a one-night stand. Sprayed him with bullshit-be-gone and he strutted off with his fake perfume and digital cameras.

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